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Scorpio story exchange :: 12 )
Scorpio groom
When the scorpio removed his socks, his new wife asked,
"Ewww, what's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird. Why are your feet so gross? "I had tolio as a child," scorpio answered. "You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes." The bride was satisfied with scorpio's explanation, and they continued undressing.
When the scorpio took off his pants, his bride once again * wrinkled up her nose.
"What's wrong with your knees?" she asked.
"They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," scorpio explained. * "You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees." *
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.
As the undressing continued, her scorpio husband at last removed his underwear.
"Don't tell me," she said. "Let me guess...
Smallcox?"
 Monday, February 23, 2004 at 00:45 |
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Scorpio story exchange :: 11 )
Fireman and his scorpio wife.
A Fireman came home from work one day and told his scorpio wife,
"You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station:
BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets,
BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole,
BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on when I say BELL 1, I want you to strip naked.
When say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed.
And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled, "BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
When he yelled "BELL 2!", the wife jumped into bed.
When he yelled "BELL 3!", they began making love.
After a few minutes the wife (scorpio) yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband?
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she replied, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE."
Monday, February 23, 2004 at 00:35 |
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Scorpio story exchange :: 10 )
The Secret: Holly didn't really die in that Australian plane
Beautiful con artist Holly Sutton married handsome WSB agent Robert Scorpio. Holly's twin sister, Paloma, didn't attend the wedding. In fact, she wasn't invited because she didn't exist. So no one's feelings were hurt.
The Sister: When Holly returned to Port Charles- not dead but at the height of her beauty and fame- she was very worried about her twin sister, Polma. Flashbacks revealed that the sisters had indeed met at boarding school (funny, most twins don't wait that long to get acquainted).
Sunday, February 22, 2004 at 15:38 |
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