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Scorpio story exchange :: 15 )
Freedom Is Your Choice Freedom Is Your Choice.
Freedom Is Your Choice Freedom Is Your Choice.
Please do yourself a favor and....
TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT YOUR SITUATION RIGHT NOW:
a.. Are you earning what you are worth?
b.. Are you locked into a dead-end, boring job?
c.. Does your spouse complain about never having
enough money to do the things you and your family enjoy?
d.. Do you really like what you are doing?
e.. Do you want to do the job you currently
have for the next 20 years?
f.. Is the job you have now the type of job
you would recommend to your children?
g.. Is your current job fulfilling and rewarding?
h.. Is this where you dreamed that you would be
at this point in your life?
Are You Ready for Change?
This may come as a total shock to you, but most people really do not want to change. Just give them a beer, point them towards the couch, and let them hold onto the television remote - they will continue to complacently live out their lives. They are happy to live their lives in their self-created rut. We're sure that you know what a rut is: a grave with the ends kicked out. What we are offering is a chance to climb out of that rut. Take control of your life, take control of your destiny and design your future. Don't let it just happen. Don't let someone else tell you how it should happen or should not happen. Or even why it would never happen for you.
 Tuesday, April 06, 2004 at 06:07 |
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Scorpio story exchange :: 14 )
Two Men And One Woman....
"Two Men And One Woman...."
On a chain of beautiful deserted islands in the middle
of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
- Two Italian Men and one Italian woman
- Two French men and one French woman
- Two German men and one German woman
- Two Greek men and one Greek woman
- Two English men and one English woman
- Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
- Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
- Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
- Two Irish men and one Irish woman
- Two American men and one American woman
One month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted
islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things
have occurred:
- One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the
Italian woman.
- The two French men and the French woman are
living happily together in a menage a trois.
- The two German men have a strict weekly schedule
of alternating visits with the German woman.
- The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and
the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
- The two English men are waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
- The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and started swimming to another island.
- The two Japanese have faxed Tokyoand are awaiting
instructions.
- The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy/store/
restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant
in order to supply employees and customers for their store.
- The two Irish men divided the island into North and
South and set up a distillery. They do not remember
if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy
after a few liters of coconut whiskey. However, they're
satisfied because the English aren't having any fun.
- The two American men are contemplating suicide,
because the American woman will not shut up and
complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature
of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin, how she
can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment,
the equal division of household chores, how sand and
palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend
respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they
do, and how her relationship with her mother is the root
cause of all her problems, and why didn't they bring a
darn cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all
rescued off this heaven-forsaken deserted island in the
middle of nowhere so she can get her nails done and
go shopping.
Friday, February 27, 2004 at 20:37 |
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Scorpio story exchange :: 13 )
How To Deal With Your Scorpio Wife
Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"
His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong approach.
I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, slap her on the butt and say, "You as horny as I am?
And she always acts like she's sound asleep!
Monday, February 23, 2004 at 00:53 |
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